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Advice is free, Alexander. Making use of it costs much more! Ali the bookshop owner (King's Quest VI) 2017-07-01 MaverickHunterDBoy
I never cared about justice, and I don't recall ever calling myself a hero... I have always only fought for the people I believe in. I won't hesitate... If an enemy appears in front of me, I will destroy it! Megaman Zero 2017-04-17 DustyZiroto
If you're not willing to learn, you're not willing to earn. Polraudio 2017-02-13 Polraudio
You can tune a piano but you cant tuna fish! Tien Shinhan 2016-10-13 mexi Muffin
I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this monday to friday plane! Samuel L Jackson 2016-07-29 mexi Muffin
You can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. It's the honest ones you have to look out for. Captain Jack Sparrow 2016-07-28 Bob423
This is hell, Basically this is hell. DustyZiroto 2016-07-28 mexi Muffin
Madness? Nothing mad about a man fighting to survive, is there! Charles Vane (Assassins Creed 4: Black Flag) 2016-07-09 DustyZiroto
Read you like a fiddle! Nick Landis / Lanipator 2016-06-23 Bob423
Played him like a book! Nick Landis / Lanipator 2016-06-23 Bob423
Did you put on that uniform thinking you wouldn't be asked to kill? The one thing worse than death is to avert your eyes from it. Look straight at the people you kill. Don't take your eyes off them for a second and don't ever forget them. Because I promise that they won't forget you. Solf J. Kimblee (Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood) 2016-05-23 Bob423
The power of one man doesn't amount to much, but that doesn't matter. With what little strength I have, I'll do whatever it takes to protect the people I love. And in turn, they'll protect the ones they love. It seems like the least we tiny humans can do for each other. Roy Mustang (Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood) 2016-05-23 Bob423
Not everything on the internet is true. Abe Lincoln 2016-02-28 Yokuto Akiyama
Democracy is non-negotiable. Liberty Prime (Fallout 4) 2016-02-18 Bob423
Yeah bitch! Magnets! Jesse Pinkman (Breaking Bad) 2016-02-03 Ekanselttar
Letting you buy a resource without letting you read its terms of use beforehand is most likely a scam... DoubleX 2016-02-02 DoubleX
I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say. Nappa/Guru (DBZ Kai Abridged) 2016-01-30 Bob423
Whatever's making that smell needs to seek medical attention immediately. Piper Wright (Fallout 4) 2016-01-23 Bob423
You and your kind do not belong among the living. You are nothing but visitors from the past, shadows from the world of darkness. D (Vampire Hunter D) 2016-01-23 TJ-Gamer74
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. C. S. Lewis 2016-01-23 TJ-Gamer74
A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer. Bruce Lee 2016-01-23 TJ-Gamer74
Physical strenth is no substitute for perception. For perception is the key which unlocks the intangible powers of the spirit. You perceive nothing. Ryuken (北斗の拳) 2016-01-23 TJ-Gamer74
That's just what I get for being in an overrated spoof series. Joey Wheeler (Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged) 2015-12-16 Bob423
Pahk the Cah in the Yahd? How ' bout I hammer you in the heart with a haymaker? Diamond City Guard (Fallout 4) 2015-12-01 Bob423
You know I'm over 2000 years old? I'm old enough to be your messiah! The Doctor (Doctor Who) 2015-11-07 Bob423
On my business card, I am a corporate president. In my mind, I am a game developer. But in my heart, I am a gamer. Satoru Iwata 2015-10-31 DustyZiroto
Gonna have to do a lotta youtubin' to be able to pay for one of these bad boys. Alex Smith 2015-10-24 Bob423
I would love to know what color that makes your poop. That's gonna be fantastic. Martyn Littlewood (Context ruins it) 2015-10-20 Bob423
People talk about premonition as if it's something strange. It's not. It's just remembering in the wrong direction. The Doctor (Doctor Who) 2015-10-17 Bob423
He's huge! He's so big, I'm gonna repeat myself... He's huge!!! Zeroken (Disgaea 5) 2015-10-14 Bob423
I just saluted out of reflex, dood! A Prinny (Disgaea 5) 2015-10-13 Bob423
That's easy! We'll just beat'em half to death. Haha-oh, wait, they're...They're already dead. Red Magnus (Disgaea 5) 2015-10-10 Bob423
The Netherworld has gone to HELL while you were sleeping! Etna (Disgaea) 2015-10-10 Bob423
Would you kindly..? Atlas (Bioshock) 2015-10-04 Flytrap
Really? Come on, none of you? Surely just being around me makes you cleverer by osmosis. The Doctor (Doctor Who) 2015-10-04 Bob423
If I wore a tie, it wouldn’t change who I am. If I had no piercings, it wouldn’t mean I’m nice. And if my hair was black, it wouldn’t stop me from kicking your ass. Haru (Fruits Basket) 2015-10-03 Ardaceus
And the cat's in the cradle and the Millennium Rod. My favorite Superman quote is 'Kneel before Zod.' When you comin' home, son? I don't know when. You probably should've told me when you were coming home. I mean it's not like have I have my own wristwatch. Hank Ishtar (Yu Gi Oh Abridged) 2015-10-02 Bob423
Me? I'm already half Xehanort! Xigbar (Kingdom Hearts DDD) 2015-10-02 Bob423
There's always a lighthouse... Always a man... always a city. Elizabeth (Bioshock Infinite) 2015-09-29 Flytrap
A Lannister never remembers. Chris Lovasz 2015-09-25 Bob423
I feel like we've been done a personal injustice, thus far. Why do I always feel like we've been done a personal injustice? Alex Smith 2015-09-25 Bob423
I spent yesterday in a bowtie and the day before in a long scarf. It's my birthday and all of me is invited. The Doctor (Doctor Who) 2015-09-19 Bob423
Cakes do NOT keep me food...ly for very long. Lewis Brindley 2015-09-17 Bob423
Why don't you...come with me...and you'll be...in a world of truly pure perfection. Cell (Dragonball Z Abridged) 2015-09-14 Bob423
My mind to the world, my body to the earth, my heart for one, my soul for myself. Ardaceus 2015-09-14 Ardaceus
Looking at you is making me sober. Reno (Final Fantasy VII) 2015-09-11 Bob423
I believe this is what the young people call "getting recked." Kami (Dragon Ball Z Abridged) 2015-09-10 Bob423
#17: That's fun, but it really doesn't answer the big question. Why is he here? / Cell: You know, it rude to talk about someone when they're right in front of you. / #17: Okay, Why are you here!? / Cell: Because, bitch...I drink people. Dragon Ball Z Abridged 2015-09-10 Bob423
Creedy: Die! Die! Why won't you die?... Why won't you die? / V: Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof. V for Vendetta 2015-09-08 zahraa
Take a hike, yo! Nine (FF Type-0) 2015-09-06 Bob423
BITCH, I EAT PEOPLE! Alucard (Hellsing Ultimate Abridged) 2015-09-06 Bob423
You sound nervous. Is it the accent? You want to know how I got it? My father was a drinker. One night he went a little crazier than usual, so my mummy got the tea pot to defend herself. He didn't like that. So he pours boiling hot tea all over her. Then he comes at me with the tea pot and he asks, Why so British? Bakura (Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged) 2015-09-06 Bob423
We don't celebrate birthdays or Christmas and we can't drink. But it helps. Troy (Community) 2015-09-03 Bob423
(After removing his head and regrowing it) We can afford to waste as much as we want! Like my head, you see!? Albedo Piazzolla (Xenosaga Episode I) 2015-08-31 Bob423
I'm the cream of the cupcake, mate. Ross Hornby 2015-08-31 Bob423
Never was so much owed by so many to so few Sir Winston Churchill 2015-08-27 Captain Charfield
Regard your soldiers as your children, and they will follow you into the deepest valleys; look on them as your own beloved sons, and they will stand by you even unto death. Sun Tzu 2015-08-25 Captain Charfield
The mystical city of Wolverhampton, untouched by modern civilization Gary Brannan (Technical Difficulties Podcast) 2015-08-25 Captain Charfield
Don't allow life choice's to control you, control your life and choices to live how you want to Unknown 2015-08-24 Captain Charfield
They don't call me Florence for nothing. Yami Bakura/Florence (Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged) 2015-08-24 Bob423
These french fries taste terrible, someone get Saltome in here. Bob423 2015-08-22 Bob423
I am NOT a loser! And I'll prove it by challenging you to a children's card game! Joey Wheeler (Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged) 2015-08-20 Bob423
There's no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep on trying till you run out of cake GlaDOS (Portal - Still Alive) 2015-08-13 Bob423
Goku's about as honest as you can get, but when it comes to the laws of physics, he's a wanted man. Master Roshi (Dragon Ball) 2015-08-13 Bob423
There are better opponents in the forest. And besides, when you win that fight, you get to eat'em. Yajirobe (Dragon Ball) 2015-08-12 Bob423
I won't dump your sorrows into the heartless sea, i will always be with you. Big Boss (Metal Gear Solid 5) 2015-08-10 ShinkuAura
All things will right themselves in the end. Vanya (Dreamtalia - Chapter Zero) 2015-07-31 Kitsuki
Nice to meet you, I'm an assassin. Whoops, I wasn't supposed to say that. Flonne (Disgaea) 2015-07-31 Bob423
Here I am, late to my own funeral. Glad you could make it. The Doctor 2015-07-29 Bob423
I've been in a fire fight before. Well ... I've been in a fire. Actually, I was fired...from a fry-cook opportunity. I can handle myself. Wash (Firefly) 2015-07-29 Bob423
Rotten son of a shoopuff! Wakka (Final Fantasy X) 2015-07-29 Bob423
I'm here to kick ass and play card games. And I just ran out of cards. Seto Kaiba (Yugioh Abridged) 2015-07-29 Bob423
Me ? Duel you ? I'd have more of a challenge playing solitaire. Seto Kaiba (Yugioh Abridged) 2015-07-29 Bob423
Shall we ask for a better quality of door so we can escape? The Doctor 2015-07-29 Bob423
There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who expected a ternary joke. Unknown 2015-07-27 Bob423
Oh, it's not a brontosaurus, it's some other f**kin' osaurus. Lewis Brindley 2015-07-27 Bob423
Get up on the hydra's back! Philoctetes (Kingdom Hearts II) 2015-07-24 Bob423
I dont need a Prince Charming, I just need to be where I am accepted for who I am Eliza Gloom 2015-07-01 ElizaGloomyGirl
Card games feel exciting when we're actually playing them. It's only when we finish that we realize, 'Wow, we just wasted about 5 episodes doing absolutely nothing.' Seto Kaiba (Yugioh Abridged Inception Spoof) 2015-06-28 Bob423
I don't think we should kill him, that's a bit murdery Duncan Jones 2015-05-29 Bob423
I approach game dev the same way some people approach weight lifting ....Grab it and Growl Random Developer 2015-05-28 James Anthony Hyatt
Why isn't screaming angrily making you cry LESS!? Raditz (TFS Dragonball Z Abridged) 2015-05-22 Bob423
Fear is a poor excuse for running away. Bob423 2015-05-15 Bob423
This is why the people I put in my trunk are usually dead! Trevor Philips (GTA V) 2015-05-07 Bob423
A nosy old hag like you knows everything about the people who live under her roof. Where did she go? LA Noire 2015-04-16 Ultim1337Gamer
The President has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president? Bad Dudes 2015-04-16 Ultim1337Gamer
You can't break a man the way you do a dog or a horse - the harder you beat a man, the taller he stands. The Jackal - Far Cry 2 2015-04-16 Ultim1337Gamer
Oh, hi. So, how are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO! Portal 2 2015-04-16 Ultim1337Gamer
This is your fault. I'm going to kill you. And all the cake is gone. You don't even care, do you? Portal 1 2015-04-16 Ultim1337Gamer
The worst day of your life is the best day for someone's life. Midna (Zelda Twilight Princess) 2015-04-02 QuesTMajoR
I'm not openly anything, and gay doesn't begin to cover it. Dean Pelton (Community) 2015-04-01 Bob423
I actually own a cat, it just happens to be very, very dog shaped. Jack Douglass 2015-03-26 Bob423
My main reason for choosing to follow my dreams is that I'm too coward to live without them. Zahra 2015-03-20 zahraa
You think a minor thing like the end of the world was gonna do me in? Sabin (Final Fantasy VI) 2015-03-19 Bob423
First we take off our clothes, because that is the first part of any plan, whether you're makin' babies or escaping out of a very high security prison Martyn Littlewood 2015-03-15 Bob423
I'm waiting in the shadows...lurking... BrokenMessiah 2015-03-14 Broken Messiah
When a god damn super saiyan asks you for a senzu bean, bald man, you say "How many?" Vegeta (DBZ Abrudged) 2015-03-05 Bob423
Needless chatter clouds the mind Kratos Aurion 2015-02-25 GraveBusta
Because who needs logic we have fai- I mean facebook! mystery youtube leecher 2015-02-25 GraveBusta
Blood isn't the bond that makes the family,it is the heart. Adell(Disgaea2) 2015-02-18 GraveBusta
I am the hope of the omniverse! I am the lightbulb in the darkness! I am the bacon in the fridge for all living things that cry out in hunger! I am the alpha and the amiga! I am the terror that quacks in the night! I am Son Goku and I am a Super Saiyan! Goku (Dragon Ball Z Abridged) 2015-02-12 Bob423
Everything you've said is fuel on your funeral pyre! So I think I'll start with burning out your tongue! Roy Mustang (Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood) 2015-02-10 Bob423
I'd like to hear more details about this...inbetween your screeming. Scar (Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood) 2015-02-08 Bob423
Vegeta: Wait, am I immortal? / Freiza: I don't know...Let's see... Dragon Ball Z Kai Abridged 2015-02-06 Bob423
I figured might as well go balls to the wall and shoot it straight into full time development FleshRenderStudios 2015-01-05 Marked
Requiescat in pace (Rest in peace), you bastard. Ezio Auditore (Assassin's Creed 2) 2015-01-01 Bob423
Nothing gets better than RTP. GermanyXItaly1000 2014-12-31 GermanyXItaly1000
Somebody should make a tut on how to make a simple animation~of someone falling over moi 2014-12-30 David Johnston
Either Goku's awake, or Moses has brought the Jews. Either way, my pantry's not full enough. Master Roshi (DBZ Abridged) 2014-12-14 Bob423
No that was another guy, his name was Shitsherlock. First name, No. Cell (TFS DBZ Abridged) 2014-11-23 Bob423
Holy shit, I had the perfect number of blocks to write the word twat. Alex Smith 2014-11-19 Bob423
Wherever you go, we'll follow you down, but not that far, dood! A group of Prinnies (Disgaea 4) 2014-11-18 Bob423
Donate to the children's fund? Why? What have children ever done for me? Mr. Krabs (Spongebob Squarepants) 2014-11-13 vincestick
A ship is safe in harbor, but that's not what ships are for. Williams G. T. Shedd 2014-11-11 Space Wolfie
Just so you know, I'm not gonna hold anything back. If you die...oh well. Etna (Disgaea D2) 2014-11-07 Bob423
Oh, we agree! We're both equally stupid. Link Neal 2014-10-20 Bob423
Don't make me shove my own head up your ass. Chris Lovasz (Sips_) 2014-10-18 Bob423
Sokka: What would we do without you!? / Toph: Perish in burning hot magma. / Sokka: Yeah, pretty much! Avatar: The Last Airbender 2014-10-14 Bob423
Old ladies die all the time, it's practically their job description. The 12th Doctor 2014-10-11 Bob423
What am I thinking? I'm a man of God for God's sake! Nicholas D. Wolfwood (Trigun) 2014-10-06 Bob423
I'm so old now. I used to have so much mercy. You get one warning. That was it. The 10th Doctor 2014-10-04 Bob423
The Doctor. The man who keeps running. Never looking back because he dare not, out of shame. This is my final victory, Doctor. I have shown you...yourself. Davros (Doctor Who) 2014-09-30 Bob423
Have you ever tried, simply turnin' off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them? Bender (Futurama) 2014-09-27 Bob423
What do you get when you combine LDS and LSD? High priests. Unknown 2014-09-25 Bob423
Feeling down about life? Go take a poop. David 2014-09-22 David Johnston
Information is power. Education is not power. Money is not power. Information is power. Dick Gregory 2014-09-16 Bigace360
History is a lie agreed upon. Napoleon 2014-09-16 Bigace360
Don't Be a coward... A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man dies but once. Medgar Evers 2014-09-16 Bigace360
Princess! No need to worry. I hope you haven't forgotten my role in this little story. I'm the leading man. You know what they say about the leading man? He never dies. Balthier (Final Fantasy XII) 2014-09-11 magnaangemon01
It's so cute! I wanna pet it with my sword. Polraudio 2014-09-08 Bob423
4chan is probably the funniest place on the internets. But on the other hand, 4chan is probably the most horrible place on the internets. Random imgur user 2014-09-07 Bob423
We can't always fight nature, John. We can't fight change. We can't fight gravity. We can't fight nothin'. My whole life, John, all I ever did was fight. Dutch Van Der Linde - Red Dead Redemption 2014-09-07 Ultim1337Gamer
If you ever find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'. John Marston - Red Dead Redemption 2014-09-07 Ultim1337Gamer
It ain't no secret I didn't get these scars falling over in church. John Marston - Red Dead Redemption 2014-09-07 Ultim1337Gamer
The only time you truly fail is when you stop trying. Ultim1337Gamer 2014-08-30 Ultim1337Gamer
Some trees flourish, others die. Some cattle grow strong, others are taken by wolves. Some men are born rich enough and dumb enough to enjoy their lives. Ain't nothing fair. You know that. John Marston - Red Dead Redemption 2014-08-30 Ultim1337Gamer
Just when you thought you had reached the deepest depths of horror, it suddenly got worse. How to turn off that small voice inside your head that started to whisper that you should be glad… that now, if not before, your revenge was justifiable on any conceivable moral scale. That small voice proved, beyond any doubt, that I was damned. Max Payne 2014-08-30 Ultim1337Gamer
What is better -- to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort ? Paarthurnax - Skyrim 2014-08-30 Ultim1337Gamer
Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible' ! Audrey Hepburn 2014-08-30 Ultim1337Gamer
The truth is you don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed. Eminem 2014-08-30 Ultim1337Gamer
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. Unknown 2014-08-30 Ultim1337Gamer
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves ? Robin Williams 2014-08-30 Ultim1337Gamer
To win without risk is to triumph without glory. Pierre Corneille 2014-08-30 Ultim1337Gamer
Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain. Casey Stengel 2014-08-30 Ultim1337Gamer
With confidence you have won before you started. Marcus Garvey 2014-08-30 Ultim1337Gamer
In any moment of decision, the best thing you can do is the right thing, the next best thing is the wrong thing, and the worst thing you can do is nothing. Theodore Roosevelt 2014-08-30 Ultim1337Gamer
It's like a silent movie with no picture! Yusuke Urameshi (Yu Yu Hakusho) 2014-08-22 Bob423
They must mean business if they cut 'ya just for dying. Yusuke Urameshi (Yu Yu Hakusho) 2014-08-22 Bob423
And I'm thinking that Sensui's thinking he knows what I'm thinking. Because he usually does. But there's just one thing I don't know. Do you have the stones to pull off what it is you're thinking you'd like to do to me? Or are you scared that your little destiny's nothin' but crap? Yusuke Urameshi (Yu Yu Hakusho) 2014-08-22 Bob423
I know I can die because I've done it once and lived to tell about it. Yusuke Urameshi (Yu Yu Hakusho) 2014-08-22 Bob423
Alright, I'm gonna start charging you money for being vague. Yusuke Urameshi (Yu Yu Hakusho) 2014-08-22 Bob423
Yusuke: Well what are we waiting for!? / Hiei: You to stop talking. Yu Yu Hakusho 2014-08-22 Bob423
As much as I can't stand the humans, I think I loath tourists even more Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho) 2014-08-22 Bob423
Thanks, all those acronyms cleared things up Random internet person 2014-08-22 Bob423
Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, it's not the end. vbebb1 on imgur 2014-06-30 Bob423
Given the circumstances, destroying you would make victory all the sweeter. Gandhi (Civilization V) 2014-06-18 Bob423
There is no war here. Unless you've brought it with you... Tion Medon (Star Wars Episode III) 2014-06-03 Bob423
Hmm... that makes me wonder. If you know that I behave when I'm around girls why do you all go out of your way to scare girls away from me? Perhaps you like being harassed by me. Saltome 2014-06-03 Marked
They don't call you Duncan for nothing, do they? Lewis Brindley 2014-05-31 Bob423
So you found some beatles. In a hole, in the ground. That's shocking, Sam. Dean (Supernatural) 2014-05-30 Bob423
When there's no more room in Hell, VEGETA shall walk the...other Hell, what the hell... Vegeta (TFS DBZ Abridged) 2014-05-26 Bob423
Can someone please edit this American flag to look more like the XP RTP? GermanyXItaly1000 2014-05-26 Marked
There's no such thing as a painless lesson-they just don't exist. Sacrifices are necessary. You can't gain anything without losing something first. Although if you can endure that pain and walk away from it, you'll find that you now have a heart strong enough to overcome any obstacle. Yeah... a heart made Fullmetal. Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood)) 2014-05-23 Bob423
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Miles Kington 2014-05-19 Bob423
Drake: Are you calling me a liar? / Josh: I ain't callin' you a truther! Drake and Josh 2014-05-18 Bob423
Pythagoras died for our sines, cosines, and tangents. Unknown 2014-05-15 Bob423
Let's be honest. What doesn't kill you, actually leaves you crippled. Unknown 2014-05-14 Bob423
Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only truth. Alphonse Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist) 2014-05-13 Bob423
A king should FIGHT for his people because he is NOTHING without them! Ling Yao (Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood) 2014-05-12 Bob423
The Truth: You're willing to cast it aside? To lower yourself to a simple human? / Ed: What do you mean, lower myself? That's the only thing I've been. Just a simple human that couldn't save a little girl. Not even with alchemy. Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood 2014-05-08 Bob423
I think dedication is a talent all on it's own. Alphonse Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood) 2014-05-06 Bob423
I should not have googled her name at work. Unknown 2014-05-05 Bob423
White space is the bane of my existence. When it comes to advertising, less does not mean more. Some idiot somewhere idk It's just funny 2014-04-28 Bob423
Excuse me, sir. He's a Prince! Anna (Frozen) 2014-04-22 Calvinchun
I'm not sure if we've got a winner, but we've certainly got a collection of losers. Mark Turpin 2014-04-18 Bob423
If you can't handle me at my Durst, you don't deserve me at my Fredst. Fred Durst 2014-04-17 {?quote.name?}
I do not mind what your way of life is as long as it doesn't involve trying to change mine. Bob423 2014-04-16 Bob423
He died in the middle of our conversation. How rude. Kimblee (Fullmetal Alchemist) 2014-04-12 Bob423
"To love someone... It is not to shut one's eyes to the other, nor to block one's ears to the truth... To love one another... Is to walk through life together... Open your eyes, open your ears... Look at each other... and together seek the best path for the both of you." Endrance Dot Hack GU 2014-04-11 Ovan35
Power Flows To The One That Knows...How. Mere Desire Is Not Enough Megatron 2014-04-11 Ovan35
If you're going through hell, keep going. Winston Churchill 2014-04-05 Bob423
Anakin: The Chancellor doesn't appear to be corrupt. / Obi-Wan: Chancellor Palpatine is a politician. Star Wars Episode III 2014-04-03 Bob423
Obi-Wan: I have a bad feeling about this. / Qui Gon: I don't sense anything. Star Wars Episode I 2014-04-03 Bob423
Suicide doesn't make your pain go away. It just gives it to others Unknown 2014-03-31 Bob423
Only those who try will become. Kimahri (Final Fantasy X) 2014-03-31 Bob423
Pick spot. Shut up. Wait. Kimahri (Final Fantasy X) 2014-03-31 Bob423
No matter how dark the night, morning always comes, and our journey begins anew. Lulu (Final Fantasy X) 2014-03-31 Bob423
There's always a bigger fish Qui Gon Jinn 2014-03-28 Bob423
Kinoc: Really, now, what person would execute a dear friend? Auron: You would. Final Fantasy X 2014-03-27 Bob423
If I know my science fiction, it's actually pretty easy to go faster than light. We just need to invent a hyper drive button. Bob423 2014-03-26 Bob423
Harrow: I know him. And I think he's a psychotic lowlife. / Mal: And I think calling him that is an insult to the psychotic lowlife community. Firefly 2014-03-23 Bob423
May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one Mal (Firefly) 2014-03-23 Bob423
I AM Information! The Great Intelligence (Doctor Who) 2014-03-22 Bob423
I'm not a thief, I'm a treasure hunter Locke (Final Fantasy 6) 2014-03-21 kaboth
Dreams are the DEVIL Marked 2014-03-16 zahraa
Don't look down,oops! You already fell! Israel McDonald 2014-03-12 Space Wolfie
Quercus Alba! Your diplomatic immunity... has been revoked! Shi-Long Lang (Ace Attorney Investigations) 2014-03-11 Torry O'Connor
Angelica: I am with child. Yours. / Jack: I don't recall that we ever had... / Angelica: You were drunk! / Jack: I've actually NEVER been that drunk. Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides 2014-02-28 Bob423
I'm a cyborg, I registered as an organ donor without giving it much thought. Ziggy (Xenosaga: Episode I) 2014-02-28 Bob423
Failure to comply will result in the destruction of this window. KOS-MOS (Xenosaga: Episode I) 2014-02-28 Bob423
Look! *gunshot* An undead monkey. Captain Jack Sparrow 2014-02-25 Bob423
Excuse me, The BOULDER is confused. Isn't the point to invade DURING the eclipse? When the firebenders are powerless? The Boulder (Avatar: The Last Airbender) 2014-02-21 Bob423
I didn't escape, everybody ELSE escaped! Bumi (Avatar: The Last Airbender) 2014-02-21 Bob423
6 and 9 are my all time fav. Pervy Polraudio 2014-02-20 ShinkuAura
it's like a poem, if you can't find inspiration. Find your feelings. Omar 2014-02-18 ShinkuAura
Remember people, always do something that's makes you happy, not what makes you famous, cause eventually, people will notice them and people also love to see you doing it! Vinny Vince 2014-02-11 Vinny_Vince
Don't Chase success, it will only make you fall down, just follow what your dreams are and success will chase you Ranchoddas Chanchad / 3Idiots Movie 2014-02-10 QuesTMajoR
You have the right to do whatever you want. Nothing you say or do can be used against you by anyone, but we'd really like it if you came with us please and thank you. Troy (Community) 2014-02-07 Bob423
You got a weeeeird forhead. Troy (Community) 2014-02-07 Bob423
Troy: If I ever like, woke up as a donut / Abed: You would eat yourself? / Troy: I wouldn't even question it. Community 2014-02-07 Bob423
An 18+ game would be interesting to see and play Pervy Polraudio 2014-02-04 Marked
Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen Hebrews 11:1 (King James Version) 2014-02-02 FaithUkwuomah
Is pierce marajuana? And does marajuana help people work faster? I thought it just made people custom pain their vans and solve mysteries. Abed (Community) 2014-01-31 Bob423
Abed, stop being meta! Why do you always have to take whatever happens to us and shove it up it's own ass!? Jeff (Community) 2014-01-31 Bob423
I usually have one foot out of reality and even I'm freaking out right now. Abed (Community) 2014-01-31 Bob423
At that moment we stopped being a family, and started being a family...in italics. Abed (Community) 2014-01-31 Bob423
Abed: They're playing hide and seek. / Shirley: Uh, where? / Abed: I don't think that's how it works. Abed (Community) 2014-01-31 Bob423
Britta, I've got self-esteem flowing out of my butt. Abed (Community) 2014-01-31 Bob423
Meryl Streep has two Oscars because of her baking. Oh, that's sarcasm, but I forgot to inflect...This sounds WAY more like sarcasm. Inflection is SOOOO interesting. Abed (Community) 2014-01-31 Bob423
Just one more level...Then i can go to bed and dream about the next! mathew1800 2014-01-30 mathew1800
*spit take* You never tweeted that! Troy (Community) 2014-01-30 Bob423
If the right people kept silent about falsehood, Thought the people of falsehood they are right Ali Bin Abi Taleb 2014-01-26 SageMode
You paid money for this, sir? On purpose? Zoey (Firefly) 2014-01-25 Bob423
Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to God. Baby geese. Goslings. They were juggled. Wash (Firefly) 2014-01-25 Bob423
If you take sexual advantage of that girl, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. One reserved for child molesters, and people who talk at the theater. Book (Firefly) 2014-01-25 Bob423
If they take the ship, they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh and sew our skins into their clothing, and if we're very very lucky, they'll do it in that order. Zoey (Firefly) 2014-01-25 Bob423
Why don't we stop and have a nice little chat while I tell you all my plans and you can work out a way to stop me, I DON'T think! The Master (Doctor Who) 2014-01-25 Bob423
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog. Mark Twain 2014-01-24 Bob423
We have reached a perfect understanding. You get the chance to blow my brains out, and I yours, and whoever remains standing gets his way. Unknown 2014-01-24 Bob423
I find Art amazing, but what really clutches me is the Art behind it. apicloud 2014-01-14 Apidcloud
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? George Carlin 2014-01-14 Bob423
If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it? George Carlin 2014-01-14 Bob423
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? George Carlin 2014-01-14 Bob423
There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't Unknown 2014-01-11 Bob423
Let's get to work Enigma 2014-01-11 Enigma
Do not love if you are afraid to be rejected. Lignorice 2014-01-10 Lignorice
There is no 'i' in team.\But there are two 'i's in 'I do what I want.' Unknown 2014-01-10 Killerclaws
In the battlefield, I can no longer think about levels. Because they are my responsibility, I must make sure that they can move in maximum state. Iridio Hailstorm (Vandaria Saga: Hailstorm) 2014-01-10 Lignorice
You must fall to learn pain. Natalie from Rune Factory 2 2014-01-09 Lignorice
When freedom does not have a purpose, when it does not wish to know anything about the rule of law engraved in the hearts of men and women, when it does not listen to the voice of conscience, it turns against humanity and society. Pope John Paul II 2014-01-04 CrimsonInferno
Today more than ever we need creative minds to address the issues of the age. And one of the most urgent is this: How can humanity know so much, achieve so much, and still fail so many people so badly? King Abdullah II 2014-01-04 CrimsonInferno
I faced him fearlessly—my fate inescapable yet my honour is unstained—can Ulfric say the same? Torygg High King 2014-01-04 CrimsonInferno
Young guy -You'd rather play a guy with crappy graphics? Me -I'd rather play a game that has something worth playing for. If I want beautiful graphics I just turn off my computer and go to the cinema. Moonpearl 2014-01-04 Moonpearl
There are three kinds of people in the world - those who can count and those who can't. Anonymous 2014-01-04 Moonpearl
I am not astonished; for I believe that, if a triangle could speak, it would say, in like manner, that God is eminently triangular, while a circle would say that the divine nature is eminently circular. Thus each would ascribe to God its own attributes, would assume itself to be like God, and look on everything else as ill-shaped. Baruch Spinoza 2013-12-31 Bob423
Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you. Mal (Firefly) 2013-12-29 Bob423
One of you is gonna fall and die and I'm not cleaning it up. Mal (Firefly) 2013-12-27 Bob423
Well, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle. Mal (Firefly) 2013-12-27 Bob423
Jayne, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that. Malcolm Reynolds (Firefly) 2013-12-27 Bob423
I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum... but I'm all out of gum Duke Nukem 2013-12-26 laansolo
If wishes were horses, we'd all have steak. Jayne Cobb (Firefly) 2013-12-20 Bob423
"There is no peace in a world built upon lies, because peace itself becomes a lie." Sereg Ûr, the Lord of Darkness 2013-12-19 LordBloodySoul
You can't have everything. Where would you put it? Comedian Steve Wright 2013-12-15 Shades
Hades: Do you have any idea who you're talking too! I am the lord of the DEAD! / Auron: Hmph, no wonder no one wants to die. Kingdom Hearts II 2013-12-10 Bob423
Sometimes the best way to solve your own problems is to help someone else. Iroh (The Legend of Korra) 2013-11-27 Bob423
Great men are forged in fire. It is the privilege of lesser men to light the flame. The Doctor 2013-11-24 Bob423
There's no point in growing up if you can't be a little childish sometimes! The 4th Doctor 2013-11-23 Bob423
The good thing about science is that it works whether or not you tell people about it. Unknown 2013-11-21 Bob423
I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. Mewtwo (Pokemon: The First Movie) No, really. 2013-11-20 Bob423
You tell me to suck it. I say I don't put small objects in my mouth, because that's a choking hazard. Unknown 2013-11-18 Type-Blue
Good men don't need rules. Today is not the day to find out why I have so many! The Doctor (Doctor Who) 2013-11-15 Bob423
You will find that if you look for the light, you will often find it, but if you look for the dark, that is all you will ever see. Iroh (Avatar: The Last Airbender) 2013-11-14 Bob423
While it is always best to believe in one's self, a little help from others can be a great blessing. Iroh (Avatar: The Last Airbender) 2013-11-14 Bob423
Life is like this dark tunnel. You may not always see the light at the end of the tunnel, but if you keep moving, you will come to a better place. Iroh (Avatar: The Last Airbender) 2013-11-14 Bob423
Boredom is the key to fun Pol 2013-11-12 Polraudio
Not to worry, we are still flying HALF a ship. Obi-Wan Kenobi 2013-11-07 Bob423
All who gain power are afraid to lose it. Darth Sidious (AKA Emperor Palpatine) 2013-11-07 Bob423
oi oi marky marked get yo digital ass into chat lol FRS 2013-11-01 FleshRenderStudios
A lot of time in surfing is spent waiting for waves. Straddling the board, looking at the open sea. Even as a good one comes, the surfer close to the crest rides the wave, and I resolve not to interfere. Much time being unable to ride goes on... but I'm sure my own wave will come. Then onlookers watch as I say, "This is my wave." I take off... and stand up on the board. In the moment the spreading wave brakes, I slide, ascend again, then plummet downwards. In my body and spirit, a wonderful fee Hironobu Sakaguchi 2013-10-31 FleshRenderStudios
"Oh my Jesus Christ" -Lewis Brindley Simon Lane 2013-10-30 Bob423
You're nothing, but a puppet controlled by the strings of destruction No ExiT 2013-10-29 NoExiT
Trees don't grow eve, they don't grow straight. Just however it makes them happy. Bob Ross 2013-10-27 Bob423
The next time you have a thought...Let it go Ron White 2013-10-25 zahraa
In yank land you can go to jail forever for nothing so whatever. Marked 2013-10-23 Bob423
If you think you have to apologize for your poor English, you're English is probably fine. Bob423 2013-10-19 Bob423
In order to thrive you must survive Colton (GS IV) 2013-10-16 Feng
It's better to know others than be known by others Adrian Fahrenheit 2013-10-16 Feng
Fear can hold you prisoner. Hope can set you free. Shawshank Redemption 2013-10-16 Marked
Work until your idols become your rivals Someone somewhere 2013-10-16 Marked
Harry: Yes. / Snape: Yes sir. / Harry: There's no need to call me "sir," Professor. Harry Potter and The Half Blood Prince 2013-10-13 Bob423
This is yet another example of the late neoclassical baroque period. And as I always say, if it's not baroque, don't fix it! Cogsworth (Beauty and the Beast) 2013-10-13 Bob423
How dare you love someone who looks like that? Maury Povich 2013-10-11 rgangsta
Multi-Grade Anti-Oil! If it moves, it doesn't. The Doctor (Doctor Who) 2013-10-10 Bob423
People say nothing's impossible, but I do nothing every day. Winnie the Pooh 2013-10-09 Bob423
Which is gay as tits Tomo2000 2013-10-08 Marked
Bolin: Wow! Usually, when I see flashing lights like this, it's because I got hit in the head with a rock. / Varrick: Being famous is like getting hit with a rock all the time! Legend of Korra 2013-10-07 Bob423
Are they really having a quote-off? Peter Burke (White Collar) 2013-10-06 Foxkit
I dont have a PC, I have an HP Some Random Guy Online 2013-10-03 Polraudio
The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking 2013-10-01 Bigace360
I'd like to propose a toast to bread, because without bread there would be no toast Unknown 2013-10-01 Bob423
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. Douglas Adams 2013-10-01 Bob423
If Liberty City, Vice City, and San Andreas from GTA and Gotham City from DC universe have anything in common. They are the worst place in America to live. Bigace360 2013-10-01 Bigace360
Named must your fear be, before bannish it, you can. Yoda 2013-09-29 Bob423
If you're gonna fail, do it in a way that makes everyone wonder, "How?" Unknown 2013-09-29 rgangsta
It's like the batcave...only s**t. Simon Lane 2013-09-27 Bob423
If I brought something for everyone to eat, the last piece is always mine.... ChigooX < Me 2013-09-26 chigoo
You can spell team with an I Teeim, maybe you can't so what I'm still the best player here... Chigoox < Me 2013-09-26 chigoo
I take no directions I'm going to the top ChigooX < Me 2013-09-26 chigoo
they want want to be me but they can't fit my shoes yet, let alone walk 1 mile in it. Chigoox < Me 2013-09-26 chigoo
What dosen't kill you might make you stronger, turn you into a vegetable, or just leave you patiently damaged... ChigooX < ME! 2013-09-26 chigoo
Doctor: Oi! If there are any rain gods up there, you're rubbish! Strike me dead if I'm wrong! / River: What are you doing? / Doctor: Threatening the ozone, dear. Doctor Who 2013-09-25 Bob423
Yep. The whole world thinks you're dead. Isn't that great? Sokka (Avatar: The Last Airbender) 2013-09-24 Bob423
OH! no...YES! no... The Doctor (Doctor Who) 2013-09-24 Bob423
There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who pee in the shower, and liars. Unknown 2013-09-24 Bob423
Always walk a mile in a person's shoes before you judge them. That way, you'll be a mile away, and you'll have their shoes. Unknown 2013-09-24 Bob423
I'm not too unintelligent" Tom Felton 2013-09-21 ~InSaNiTy~
To make matters worse, Hocus could not marry his true love, the outrageously beautiful and well-drawn Popopa... Hocus Pocus (1994 platformer) 2013-09-16 Moonpearl
Elizabeth:This is madness Jack Sparrow:This is Politics Pirates Of The Caribbean III - At Worlds End 2013-09-16 zahraa
An elephant never forgets..but I forget what the elephant remembered... Ed (Ed, Edd, n Eddy) 2013-09-13 Vis_Mage
A friend is someone who knows you better than anyone else, and still likes you. Anonymous 2013-09-13 Moonpearl
But if a woodchuck could chuck wood and a woodchuck should chuck wood, would a woodchuck chuck wood? The Woodsmith (Monkey Island 2) 2013-09-13 Moonpearl
"Remember: The Aperture Science Bring Your Daughter to Work Day is the perfect time to have her tested." GLaDOS (Portal) 2013-09-12 Bob423
"That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." Neil Armstrong 2013-09-11 railfan101
A heartbreak is a burden to us all. Pitty the man with two. Madame Vastra (Doctor Who) 2013-09-10 Bob423
Big Sis, is your brain ok? Desco (Disgaea 4: Fuka and Desco Show DLC) 2013-09-10 Bob423
Every story must have an ending Auron (Final Fantasy X) 2013-09-10 Bob423
Life doesn't exist anywhere but earth? That's like filling a cup with ocean water and saying there aren't any whales in the ocean. Neil Degrasse Tyson 2013-09-10 Bob423
Yeah, right, brimstone. Don't be talking about no brimstone. I know what I smelled, it wasn't no brim and it didn't come off no stone neither. Donkey (Shrek) 2013-09-10 Bob423
What doesn't kill ya, usually succeeds in the second attempt. Mr. Krabs (Spongebob) 2013-09-10 Bob423
The ability to speak does not make one intelligent. Qui Gon Jinn 2013-09-10 Bob423
A thousand apologies, O patient one. -Gazeem (Aladdin) 2013-09-10 Bob423
I know you can't really talk. Pretending you can just helps me think...I'm going to pretend I didn't pretend to hear that. Aang (Avatar: The Last Airbender) 2013-09-10 Bob423
Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? Phyllis Diller 2013-09-11 Marked
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity Albert Einstein 2013-09-11 Marked
A word to the wise ain\'t necessary - it\'s the stupid ones that need the advice Bill Cosby 2013-09-11 Marked
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party Ron White 2013-09-11 Marked
The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails William Arthur Ward 2013-09-11 Marked
I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done Lucille Ball 2013-09-11 Marked
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail Ralph Waldo Emerson 2013-09-11 Marked
An individual has not started living until he can rise above the narrow confines of his individualistic concerns to the broader concerns of all humanity Martin Luther King Jr 2013-09-11 Marked
The darkest souls are not those which choose to exist within the hell of the abyss, but those which choose to move silently among us Samuel Loomis 2013-09-11 Marked
I see through you like a book! Sam Malone (Cheers) 2013-09-11 Marked
If a man tried to take his time on Earth, and proved before he died what one man's life could be worth, well I wonder what would happen to this world Harry Chapin 2013-09-11 Marked
The red carpet has teeth Auron (Final Fantasy X) 2013-09-11 Marked
My thoughts exactly! If you have a dream, don't wait, act. One of life's little rules. Got it memorized? Axel (Kingdom Hearts 2) 2013-09-11 Marked
In 900 years of time and space, I\'ve never met anyone who wasn't important before. The Doctor 2013-09-11 Marked
He who fights monsters should beware, lest he become a monster himself. Friedrich Nietzsche 2013-09-11 Marked
Explore to Learn, Learn to Discover, Discover to Know, Know to Create, Create to Excel, Excel to Love QuesTMajoR 2013-09-11 Marked
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. Albert Einstein 2013-09-11 Marked
War. War never changes. Fallout 2013-09-11 Marked
Don't chase success, just follow what your dreams are then success will case you. Aamir Khan 2013-09-11 Marked
Then let me ask you, if your God would allow my madness to flourish across the globe, then wouldn't it seem to you that any god like that would be just as mad as I? SS-Sturmbannfuhrer Montana Max ( 2013-09-11 Marked
If I\'m a dog, then you're dog food. Alucard (Hellsing Ultimate) 2013-09-11 Marked
What was that? Black magic? or maybe some sort of evil love beam (says as arucard walks away) Captain Bendatte (Hellsing Ultim 2013-09-11 Marked
The chances of finding out what's really going on in the universe are so remote, the only thing to do is hang the sense of it and keep yourself occupied Slartibartfast - The Hitchhiker' 2013-09-11 Marked
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 2013-09-11 Marked
"This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much all of the time. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 2013-09-11 Marked
You're looking at the rare white dragon bush. Its leaves make a tea so delicious it's *heartbreaking!* That, or it's the white jade bush, which is poisonous. Hmm... Delectable tea, or deadly poison? Uncle Iroh (Avatar: The Last Air Bender) 2013-09-11 Marked
Protection and power are overrated. I think you are very wise to choose happiness and love. Uncle Iroh (Avatar: The Last Air Bender) 2013-09-11 Marked
Happiness can be found in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light. Albus Dumbledore 2013-09-11 Marked
It is our choices, harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities. Albus Dumbledore 2013-09-11 Marked
Do not pitty the dead Harry. Pitty the living, and, above all, those who live without love. Albus Dumbledore 2013-09-11 Marked
Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering. Yoda 2013-09-11 Marked
Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those who transform into the Force. Mourn them do not. Miss them do not. Attachment leads to jealousy. The shadow of greed, that is. Yoda 2013-09-11 Marked
So I'm out on the Golden Gate Bridge, and everyone's telling me to 'jump'... I was just out for a jog... Roy 2013-09-11 Marked
I am not a conspiracy nut, ok? My history, shop, and gym teachers secretly started that rumor to discredit me Hyde 2013-09-11 Marked
You take the venom out of a cobra and what do you got? You got a... belt Quagmire, Family Guy 2013-09-11 Marked
We all have our bears to cross Radar O'Reilly - M*A*S*H 2013-09-11 Marked
Do or do not. There is no try Yoda 2013-09-11 Marked
The less you own, the less that owns you An old axiom 2013-09-11 Marked
Don\'t you realize? There's more to you than there is to you! Nathan Lane - The Producers 2013-09-11 Marked
Never take on 7 men when all you have is a six-gun Col. Potter - M.A.S.H. 2013-09-11 Marked